I'm getting stress pimples!!!!! AAHHHHHHH!!!!! I never get zits! Well, obviously I am exaggerating, but that's not the point. The point is my face is displaying my stress for the whole world to see! This wouldn't be such a big deal like I'm making it out to be except for the reason why I'm STRESSING. That word is going to be in caps from now on, just to show how urggghhh it is. Okay so back to the reason why I'm STRESSING more than usual (I freak out a lot and get all spastic and worked up, this is quite different, don't worry I will make a Jessie Dictionary later on). Wow I'm so STRESSED that I can't even complete a humanly logical thought. I'm so STRESSED because AP testing is coming up (Advanced Placement tests are the devil child of SAT/ACT testing, and if I pass I get college credits and this whole year of pain and suffering and tears and frustration wouldn't be for nothing, and no mother, I will not admit that you were right about it being "too much" for me). So there's that and a month after is my last try on the SAT and finally, my grades are quite icky at the present (translated this means I am a lazy bum who needs to acquire some motivation/determination to finish out the year with a decent GPA). I just completed, after 8 months, Drivers Ed so that's one thing to be grateful for and not worry about.
So now that I've ranted and complained about school (not something I am proud of I must say considering the fact that I look upon this type of whiny/worrisome attitude with somewhat sympathetic disdain), I must admit to adding yet another piece of literary awesomeness to my "read before I get married" list. This would be....drum roll....Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte! Saw the movie with two of my favorite ladies the other day and it was the BEST version I've ever seen! I mean, Rachel and I were making girlish noises like "hehehehe" and I'm pretty sure my arms were outstretched to the movie screen on more than a couple occasions. Don't roll your eyes at me, the romantic scenes were merely too much for me to handle and my romance-movie-radar reached a whole new level of...well...lovey-doveyness. Seriously, I am buying that movie the day it comes out and watching it in private so I can rewind and repeat all the scenes I want! No joke, this one is better than even...gasp!...Pride & Prejudice! Yup, never thought I'd say it but it's true! Anyway, I guess it would be a good idea to start on some homework since I have to get those grades up! Pip-pip cheerio for now! (British phrases and accents make everything better and brillianter, just sayin')
You are so wierd sister dear and I love the idea of a Jessica Dictionary.
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ReplyDeleteI must say, the second half of this post made me LOL out loud!!! But I'm sure you'll do great on your tests, Jess :) (BTW, that other comment was me accidentally using ma bros account.)
ReplyDeleteLOVE your vocabulary, dear granddaughter MINE! and a Jessica Dictionary would be MOST appropriate!! I'm sure you'll do fine on the AP testing AND the SAT/ACT testing - do not sweat it! xoxoxoxoxxxGma
ReplyDeleteThanks guys, you're awesome!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with that last sentence. COMPLETELY.
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